What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.