What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.