What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!