What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !