What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.