What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.