What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.