Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!