Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!