What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.