What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.