C4 Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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How good are you at Power Point?

I Excel at it.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.