What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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Because now I know and I am horrified.

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Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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The pan... duh

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She's always objectifying people.

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Both can't take down anything.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.