What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator