What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards