What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.