A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
Ted can swim away from an accident.
The Mercedes can easily reach 40.
He found a lump on his testicle.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
They would steal all the boos.
