Aim Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Camenbert

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late