Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless