When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)