When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.