How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we