How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"