What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What do you call a sad suicidal bird?

A Robin Williams.

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.