One has standards.
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Take the s off.
A pair of legs.
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
USB.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
It pains them to have standards.