Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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How does a black girl know shes pregnant?

When all the cotton is picked off her tampon.

Whats eazy e's favourite drink ?

Kool aids

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What goes after USA?

USB.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.