Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.