Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.