Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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Fedora the explorer

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Fedora the explorer.

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What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

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Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

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What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.