What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.