Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.