Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.