How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !