What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea