What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*