What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you call a Mexican Goat?

Amigoat

House Jokes More House Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.