What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.