Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Garbage Man Jokes More Garbage Man Jokes

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.