What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.