What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter