Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
So he'd use natural logs!
They had a mantic** time.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Babe, it's a valve!"
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.
Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.