Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.