What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.