How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.