You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
You will get burned, you idiot.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
For stealing the booty
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
