What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house