Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.