What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.