Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue