Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.