Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.