Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.