What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Fight Club Jokes More Fight Club Jokes

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"