A full set of teeth.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
A mushroom!
Because they were set in stone.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
He thought it was the white thing to do.
Because he's alive.