What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.