What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.