What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!