What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Twerke Jokes More Twerke Jokes

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.