What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.