How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.