How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.