You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
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Throw it into a wood chipper.
Well an erection of course.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
Stop crying and viper your nose !
A dead baby in three trash cans.
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
He was taking a shot.
They Neverland.
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
It said "twist to open"
Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
The collie wobbles !