What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.