What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit