What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!