Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

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Spring time.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.