What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's your view on lesbians?

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C