What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Tis Jokes More Tis Jokes

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*