What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.