What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...