What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.