A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
The real joke is always in the comments!"
Removed
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Reddit.
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any