What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.