What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture