What's the difference between abortion and terrorism?

Terrorism is funded by the US government!

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline